(That’s Mayan for… LIABILITY DISCLAIMER)
User Terms & Conditions, The Rain, The Park & Other Things
By using this website, any information contained herein you do so subject to the following terms & conditions.
This Way To The Air Raid Shelter!
All opinions or views expressed on The Nomadic Tribes website are for information, enrichment, entertainment and reviewing purposes only. While we routinely burn the midnight oil to provide interesting news, top stories and travel insight, we make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the website or the information, products, services, or related graphics contained on the website for any purpose. Blah, blah, blah, our apologies, but the suits insisted we include some legal gobbledygook mumbo jumbo.
Unless we’ve misremembered, we can state with absolute authority that we have never flown over Iraq in a military helicopter that was forced down after reportedly being hit by an enemy rocket-propelled grenade. Nope, it is you who is choosing to read the information on this website of your own free will and are using or interpreting the provided information at your own risk. Keep in mind your life is never in danger here as you are simply reading content on this travel blogging website, not frolicking naked as the day you were born with saltwater crocodiles in Australia’s Northern Territory in the Top End around Darwin and the Mary River.
We also do not provide medical, legal, political, metaphysical or transcendental out of body experiences, foot massages, tribal witch doctor rituals, conspiracy theories or other sage professional advice. Under no circumstances will we be held liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, indirect or consequential loss or damage, or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of, or in connection with the use of this website.
Any reliance you place on any information gathered from this website is strictly at your own risk. In other words, we are not recruiters for the “Heaven’s Gate Away Team” (Google it). It is entirely your free will to go out and buy a new pair of NIKE running shoes, drink some Kool-Aid, and then sit back, relax, and eagerly await the boarding call for your once in a lifetime no return interplanetary spaceship flight.
Cyber Attacks, Viruses, Hacking, Bubonic Plague And Other Offenses
Cyber attacks, which are rapidly evolving and becoming increasingly sophisticated, are now a major risk facing businesses of all kinds. Just ask JPMorgan Chase, Target, Home Depot, Winners, Dairy Queen, and the United States of America’s Government. Technically, everything that connects to the Internet can get hacked. Hence… The Nomadic Tribes website shall not be held liable for any damages caused by viruses in electronic files or on our website. We are also not liable for any damages the User may incur or for lost information arising from hacker attacks, system breakdowns, or programming errors in the event that a malicious party accesses our servers and compromises the security of our website.
Obviously, if the U.S.A. military websites and social media accounts are capable of being hacked, we cannot guarantee that The Nomadic Tribes website will be absolutely secure or efficient. The Nomadic Tribes shall not be liable if a User has trouble with site navigation for whatever reason. Users must take their own precautions to ensure that the process which they employ for accessing this website does not expose them to the risk of viruses, malicious computer code or other forms of interference which may damage your own computer system. The Nomadic Tribes can’t accept any responsibility for any loss, disruption, or damage, to your data or your computer system which may occur while using material derived from this website.
P.S. Dear, International Hackers. Please be it known that The Nomadic Tribes does not engage in industrial, corporate, or economic espionage. We also do not trade in state or military secrets, or pay ransoms. Nothing happening here. We are simply trying to build the World’s greatest travel blog since time immemorial. There are bigger fish for you to fry.
Governing Law ~ Rip-roaringly, Side-splittingly Hilarious, But We Believe Somewhat Educational
These terms and conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Canada and British Columbia. Any dispute arising under these terms and conditions shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Port Coquitlam Provincial Court, Port Coquitlam, British Columbia. Yes, Port Coquitlam is an actual suburb of Metro Vancouver, Canada. The name, Port Coquitlam, is a Halq’eméylem First Nations word which means “small red salmon,” after the abundant fish in the Coquitlam River. We live in stately Britnell Manor nearby on Coquitlam’s Burke Mountain and must make a short drive to get to PoCo. Hey, we’d much rather be diving with tiger sharks at Tiger Beach in the Bahamas right now than regurgitating the abstruse technical vocabulary of the law.
Copyright Policy ~ Or As Often Whispered Near Minefields, Achtung Minen!!!
Unless otherwise credited, all written, intellectual, multimedia and graphic material displayed is Copyright © 2015 The Nomadic Tribes, all rights reserved. The material and images on this site may not be reproduced, manipulated, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except as expressly permitted in writing by Jett Britnell or Kathryn Britnell. We expect a link to www.thenomadictribes.com would also appear in all copies of any artwork or content, including articles, press releases, wedding cakes, limpet mines, ghost ships, body piercings, tattoos, or anything we have not yet thought of or has not yet been invented.
What’s So Funny Bout’ Peace, Love & This Privacy Statement?
We believe in our privacy as much as we respect the right for others to maintain their privacy. Any personal information provided to us will be kept private. You can take that to the bank. Yes, we stuff all privacy information into white envelopes which are then hermetically sealed in #2 Mayonnaise jars which are safely stored on Funk and Wagnall’s porch. No one will ever know the secret contents of these envelopes. Only the late, great, “Carnac the Magnificent” (Google it, if you’re under 30) himself possessed the divine and mystical powers necessary to ascertain what is actually contained in these jars. You also will not be spammed. Nor, will we sell or disclose your personal information to any other parties. Unless, of course, the other parties are offering some absolutely ridiculous amount of cash for your #2 Mayonnaise jar. We promise to then contact you and secure agreement to equally divide any ill-gotten gains between us before entering the witness protection program together and living out the rest of our lives in anonymity at some remote & tropical Utopia.
Advertisers, Sponsors & Voodoo Practitioners
Our website may enter into advertising & affiliate link relationships with some of the merchants we mention, and we may be compensated if consumers choose to utilize the links located throughout the content on this site. These funds, if any, help us to expand and to cover the costs of running the World’s greatest travel blog since time immemorial. Just think about that for a moment…
Understandably, we cannot be held responsible for the actions, privacy practices of our advertisers or sponsors. If you purchase a product or service based upon a link from our website, you must take action with that company to resolve the issue, not The Nomadic Tribes. This is when a good old fashioned New Orleans voodoo spell comes into play. Although it is not necessary to possess a voodoo doll for a voodoo spell to work properly, some people feel a stronger connection when doing so.
Rest assured, no one tells us what to write about. If we don’t feel a destination, resort, adventure or product is not good or worthy of our readership, we won’t write about it. Everything you read on The Nomadic Tribes website reflects our personal views, opinions,experience and products we believe in and feel are useful. We are honest and forthright in our daily lives. Trust matters to us. Any posts and reviews will be presented honestly and we will disclose whether we will be receiving any commissions.
If anyone has a problem with this policy, we can simply agree to disagree and not play in the same sandbox together. Establishing and maintaining trust in The Nomadic Tribes brand is far more important to us than cash or freebies. It’s just how we choose to live our lives and move through this world.
Email Spam Whores
If you are a Nigerian claiming to be a senior civil servant seeking a reputable foreign contact into whose bank account you can deposit funds ranging from between $10-$60 million which the Nigerian government overpaid on some procurement contract, we respectfully suggest you outsource this work to a global criminal syndicate and terrorist organization that answers to the name, SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion). Or if you happen to be a highfalutin executor for a multimillion dollar estate in Latvia and have masterfully determined that we are the rightful beneficiaries who stand to inherit said Latvian Lat simply because you happen to have our email address (but you first need our bank account details to facilitate the money transfer), we are simply not interested. International financial transactions of this nature would surely push us into a higher tax bracket resulting in a requirement for us to employ a full-time tax accountant. However, we would propose to you the right of first refusal on the private sale of a working box girder bridge spanning the River Thames between the City of London and Southwark, in central London, England. Please note: due to the historical provenance of this man-made structure, we suggest you don’t dilly-dally or shilly-shally as this is a time sensitive investment opportunity!
Lettere d’ Amore, Messaggi di Posta Elettronica, O Domande
Any love letters, emails, or questions written directly to us may be shared with our travelogue blogging audience, newsletters, blog posts or as yet unwritten books unless specifically requested to do otherwise. If confidentiality is expressed, it will be maintained for newsletters, blog posts, up-and-coming books or block-buster movies. We don’t invite, nor do we wish to engage in negativity. It serves no purpose. It is not being Zen-like. Ignore the haters. Life is too short.
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If you have any questions, comments, know an exact location where Great White Sharks are breeding, problems with our website or social media, please contact us using the form below, or email directly at info (at) thenomadictribes (dot) com